Jumping Jack Flashback.
-I couldn`t fit all the drugs in there. It`s only 564 pages. I also left out the women, we where thinking of doing a special Keith`s Yellow Pages where we highlight every broad I shagged, but the phone companies where afraid off all the angry husbands who probably would stop paying the bills. The book is mostly written by my dear friend James Fox cause I honestly don`t remember enough to write it on my own. Fox was there so he fills in the gaps. After I read the first draft I said to him, ah fuck, did I do all that? You can`t put that in there. We gotta sex down this. After 200 re-writes we got it boring enough for the mass market.
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