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The Chilean mine workers are attention diggers

Cry babies. -I`ve stayed inside my flat two months in a row many a time. It just newer crossed my mind to ask for the whole worlds attention when I go outside again - and I`m good looking! I`m shy about it, cause I don`t wanna get caught. But it`s really easy. Just fake a sick leave, download your favorite tv-series, buy lots of weed, open the window every once`i n a while, remember to recharge your dildo, call the pizza dude when you run out of food and your all set to digg yourself down in the coach. You`ll find water in the apartment, so there`s no need to worry out loud.

Photo David Urbanke

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