Cry babies. -I`ve stayed inside my flat two months in a row many a time. It just newer crossed my mind to ask for the whole worlds attention when I go outside again - and I`m good looking! I`m shy about it, cause I don`t wanna get caught. But it`s really easy. Just fake a sick leave, download your favorite tv-series, buy lots of weed, open the window every once`i n a while, remember to recharge your dildo, call the pizza dude when you run out of food and your all set to digg yourself down in the coach. You`ll find water in the apartment, so there`s no need to worry out loud.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.