Monkeys Derived From Humans

Monkey business. New research proof that it's not humans who derive from monkeys, it's the other way around.

-When we found this information we asked the University, who pay for the research, "Do we really want to go down this path?"

-In my mind some things are better left unknown. There is no need for us to know we walk around with monkey butts for brains, says the researcher and reveals one other major discovery. Monkeys choose to live like they do.

-They can develop like us if they want to, but they don't. Every time they look at us they shake their heads; what a waste of life.

Photo US Mission Geneva