-Even after I quit marijuana, I couldn't get myself to open it. Every time I walked past it I said to myself "next week".
-It wasn't until I bought a lot of shit on Amazon that I realised, damn, I can't download it on my smartphone.
I had to figure out where I left the key. A sledgehammer would fix it, but that would ruin my package... When I finally found it, after hours of searching, the package wasn't there?!
-This shit takes days?! What planet am I on, Jesus.