It's A King!

Royal All Mighty! The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a baby King 4.28 pm today. He is in good conditions, but to young to rule, says the obstetricians at St Mary's Hospital.

-He only weights 8lb 6oz and needs to grow up first and we strongly recommend a decade or two practising the Kingdom.

Boxing promotor Mike Tyson agrees with the medical staff that 8lb 6oz is too light to rule the world. -He needs to put on weight to have some impact, but he doesn't have to grow up. I strongly disagree there.

-The wiser he gets the less we'll see of him. He needs to stay childish to have a chance in modern celebrity culture. Otherwise he will be outnumbered by reality stars.

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