-If they wasn't gay before they saw Jesus, they definitely must have becomed it when they meet him. He was a charmer you know. Definitely a gay alerter.
-Thats where this whole gay ban came from. The church leaders at the time was afraid Jesus would turn the Catholic Church into a gay sex club. They could loose half their membership base. But we have lost half our membership base now, so I say, fuck it. Let the bitches in. We need them now. We ned all the gay *&%@ we can find.