School of Abstinence. It`s a bit gay, the whole business of philosophy. Really, what where these 20 guys doing together with one woman dressed up in bisexual clothing? Thinking? Yeah right... At least they came up with the best excuse in history. But they had to, otherwise they would have been exposed. Had they known their alibis would still stand 2500 years later, they would probably put in a magic trick or two to see how far they could push it.