Alice in Dangerland

Army of weirdness. Disney is making a sequel to the smash box office hit Alice in Wonderland starring Johnny Depp. Tim Burton, who directed the original, again, could not believe his ears when the Disney execute said he wanted to set it inn Afghanistan. -Are you weirder than me? was his spontaneous response. -Yes, I run this company:)

Burton agreed to do the movie on two conditions, prepay and 100% creative disclaimer. The project has already gone into production and the premiere is set for 2014. -We have to get our crew out of Afghanistan before that. If not it will be a mess. We need to edit the footage before the opening night, says Burton on satellite phone. We don`t have a script. We didn`t plan anything. It`s going to be a new Apocalypse now.

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