Brazil is building an underground airport

AirMetro. The economic powerhouse needed something to blow our minds, something other than tits and ass, something that makes us go holly shit! and lets go there at the same time. Rumors has it the Governor in São Paulo yelled "to hell with it, let`s build an underground airport system!".

The plane designs are awesome. First of all it takes you anywhere in seconds. There`s samba rooms and shag compartments onboard. Tax- free shopping and no need for booking. Just jump on the first plane entering the underground airhub.

If this can`t fix the seat at the UN security council a space airport is under construction. Yes, travelers don`t have to land in Singapore anymore. They can switch planes in air or use the Spacelift down to the city centre.

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