Engine break down

Crack car. -I was out driving when the car broke. After 10 years of no trouble it stopped completely. Like it was made to shut down on the second after 10 years, says Janet.

-I`m installing a timer or an alarm clock on the next car. Anything who gives me 5 seconds to get out of the road before it expires.

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