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Rap Community Not Cool With Ex-Terrorists

American Bad. -Nah, not cool, man. Nope. No. That's a definitive no. You are not welcome! says Diddy.

-I'm not in a position to judge other people for their wrongdoings, but we got to draw the line somewhere. If your on the terrorist list... Man, we rap about nigger shit, not NSA.

-I mean how f#@ked up are you? How can a 13 year old white wannabe growing up in the suburbs ever relate to that? It's bullshit. I'm not producing that shit. I'm not even touching it.

-If any of those Jihad Jerks shows up in my studio I'll call the cops and I never call the cops. Never!

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