Putin's Bucket List

10 years to go.
-Invade Country.
-Shoot down plane.
-Go nuts in Vegas with Angela Merkel.
-Ride a gorilla.
-Drink Vodka on the Moon.
-Be the most unpopular person in America.
-Destabilise everything.
-Bring the world to brick of Nuclear War.
-Sign peace treaty.
-Destroy earth.

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