Guitar gun solo. Watch out for their new album S.C.A.R.Y. cause it's scary like shit, says the promoter. -Actually it's so scary nobody dares listen to it, but they buy it when sales point guns at their heads.
-We've sold 2000 copies without firing a bullet. Then we fired a few and sold another amazing 29 million copies. It's mind boggling how eager people are when they see a gun.
-We are the most lovefeared Jihad artist around. Nobody is more scared than our target audience and it's growing. Soon we'll be the biggest act in town.
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