Planes: Fire & Rescue Straight To Netflix in Eastern Ukraine

Black Hawk Down. -We're not risking Russian Rebels mistaking the movie for an international flight, says the entertainment giant in a press release to the Ukrainian cinema goers.

-We're Disney, we don't negotiate with separatist.

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...