The Tonight Show Look Like It’s Broadcasted From Ancient Egypt
New Egypt. -We wanted to make it feel like a modern classic. Like it's been around forever and that it doesn't matter who the host is, says Executive Producer Lorne Michaels.
-The show is bigger than Leno, but Leno is bigger than LA so we moved it to New York to avoid his shadow. I think it stops somewhere in Milwaukee, ask the weather channel. It's been cloudy there lately.
Darth Vader says in a statement sent to all corners of the Galaxy that he is truly sorry for not being more scary. -It was my intention that you would have to live with this, not speak up about it, clearly I've done a bad job.
Darth Vader has promised the Emperor that all accusers will be silenced by dawn and that he will not bring shame upon the Empire ever again.
-I've learned my lesson. I'm not a comedian. I'm an evil Sith Lord. It's my mission to destroy the Rebel Alliance. However, to reach my goal I might have to re-evaluate my strategy.