The Green Hornet Celebrates St Patrick's Day Every Day

-That's why Kato drives.
3 times a lady. -I'm green, St Patrick is green. I got serious alcohol problems. Which is why the next Green Hornet movie is taking so long.

-I'm drunk most of the time. And when I'm not I'm watching Spider-man. That guy got it made!

Photo Doug Kline

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