No Plane Has Showed Up At The Airport Lost And Found

What's next, an airport missing?
Upsi Dupsi. The world wide lost and found database has not come across the missing plane from Malaysia Airlines. -Usually we handle stuff that's missing from planes, not planes, says luggage tracker Adèle.

-That's sort of not our business if the whole plane goes down. It's more like whoever built it. Or flew it... I don't know. I get $11 an hour.

-If you want to know where it is you got to pay more than that! $6000 is a start. I'll give you some clues where to look. Give me $20.000 and I'll tell you where it is.

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