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Harley Davidson Is Not Worried About Their Customer's Reputation

Speak of the devil. -In the beginning we where. We though, oh my god, this is the end. These assholes will give us a bad rip. Little did we know it was good for business, says Head of Bad Advertising at HD.

-It turned out to be a lot of dushbags around the country with no outlet for their identity and whats on their mind. And not to speak about globally.

-We have the technology to make them virtually silent today, but that would actually damage sales.

-It would put us out of business. The day your not waking up the entire neighbourhood with our motorcycle, we're doomed.

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