-It's a fact, says Head of Abusive Low Wages and Human Suffering For The Benefit Of The Few at the production plant in Vietnam. -One day we make shoes, the next day chocolate, it will be all sorts of shit in it.
-But for those who are allergic to napalm. Like war vets. It's a whole other story. We have covered ourself with changing the warning label from nuts to napalm. Chocolate is bad for you anyway. Some say it's good... depends on the bar.
-In America, Coca Cola contained cocaine 43 years after the Civil War. We're still coping from the Vietnam War. Give us some time. We can do this for 5 more years. At least we're open about it. It's not like we put it there.
picture by Moyan Brenn on Flickr