Local Burglar Skips Breaking Into Putin's New Home After Crimea

-I figured he was out of town...

Dumb luck. -I don't want 20.000 soldiers on my lawn. Some people are better left alone, even for bad guys like me.

-There are easier targets out there. In fact, it's only easier targets out there. Come to think of it, the World Bank would be way less risky.

-Safety is the number 2 issue in this business, but sometimes it becomes number 1. In the case of Put it's not an issue at all. It's either death or death.

-I have to stop drinking. It distorts my judgement.

Photo The Moscow Times