Missing Plane Found Outside Australia, Putin Is On The Case

Benchmark. As soon as the news hit Russia Putin dived into the ocean to bring back the missing Russian passenger.

-He just took off, says one of his assistants.

-He does that. First time he was President it was weird, but after 2 terms we got used to it.

-When he came back we knew what was coming. Don't be surprised if he claims the ocean outside Perth to protect the deceased.

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