A star is gone, but the mistakes shine on

Queen of America. According to space rumors and spiritual mediums worldwide, Elizabeth Taylor married Michael Jackson the moment she got off in heaven. The two had apparently already agreed to marry up there before they left earth. It was the media frenzy that stopped them from doing it down here. The attention would be devastating and probably ruin their love and affection for scandals.

-They both came here to do what they did. After they fulfilled their missions it was no point staying really. Now they just have to wait for the human species to catch up to their message, says a medium at large.

Foto classic film scans