No-one ever invaded another country to get their noodles

Not even Bush. -Noodle energy is the safest energy source in the world. Noodle power plants and enriched noodles never posed a treat to anyone. Not even for those who eat it, says Head of Noodles
at North Dakota Noodle Power Plant.

Photo Argonne National Laboratory

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