In China we trust

Printed in China. -We do it with the one dollar bill first and then we`ll see how this relationship plays out first before we change any of the other notes. We don`t trust them that much. Actually, we don`t trust them at all, it`s just that we have to right now, says the Ministry of Money. God is not backing us up right now, it worked for a while, but now we have to look elsewhere and China fits perfect. It has all the same qualities. Larger than life, slightly oblivious and self obsessed. It`s okay with a little made in China on the one dollar bill. It`s the right place, it`s cheap. Everything you buy with it is pretty much made there anyway. Soon we`ll print them there too - why bother?!