Putin Fails To Stop Him
Nothing could stop the resident from the North Pole to become a member of the alliance. "I cross a lot of borders, I fly into a lot of no-go zone's, with drones all over the place, people need to know that if they go after me, NATO will retaliate before they get a chance to open their presents."
When asked about his view on Putin trying to block his membership, Santa says this is news to him, but he will take it into account when flying over Kremlin. "That said, Putin has already been a bad boy, so he's not getting any presents anyway", says Santa.
"Truth is, most Russians want to join NATO too, except Putin, but he's a dictator. There are 145 million brains in Russia, why listen to the one who ignore the others?".
"He's not going to give you a present?!"
"Merry Xmas Russia!!!"
Photo ClaudiaWollesen
