Afghanistan: The Monkeys Are Back

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Despite none reported escaped animals from Zoos worldwide, a huge number of wild animals suddenly appeared in Kabul out of nowhere as the civilized world returned back to their world class countries.

How the international community will respond to a nation run by monkeys is in the blue, but a suggestion from Zookeepers United to define Afghanistan as not earth, gains support globally. 

Every country has emmbassies, a turf inside their own territory where foreign nations rule, lets strech that thought and introduce planet embassies with aliens. 

That way we are not acountable for their actions and legaly free to nuke them if they in any shape or form become a treat to our way of living... on planet earth.