Western Democracies Envy China For Putting An End To Song Contests

 If only we had the balls..


-I wouldn't stop at song contests. There's too many white people on tv. Too many rich and famous idiots. Too many talents shows, reality shows, too much crap. Hey, turn the whole thing black. Black lifes matter! says Many Williams in California, USA.

-But if those Chinese pricks come here and tell me what to do I'll kick those yellow brick stones back to Asia. No tiny Asian get to tell me what I can and can't do. Watch it, China. I'm keeping an eye on you. You think your're so powerful since your so many, but I'll tell you. I count 10 Chinese per 1 black dude. 

-Me and my girls at the Zumba class can beat up a whole section of Beijing alone. So watch it, China. We're on to ya! It's okay your stopping those song contests, as long as you sing Mandarin shit, if I hear a Chinese girl don't get to sing Beyonce, oh my God, you're in trouble!


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