5 Reasons To Buy A Car



1) Keeps poverty at a distance

2) Sleep longer in the morning. A car takes you much faster to work than public transport.

3) Be an a-hole for a change, screw the environment.

4) You get crazy engine power! Either you like it or not, the car goes much faster than the speed limit, EVERYWHERE! 

5) You can be the same idiot you've always been, only faster! Imagine the damage you can cause!

Let's face it, it's a selfish vehichle...