The Hunchback of Notre-Dame Offered To Ring The Opening Bell At Wall Street

Quasimodo has also got an offer to ring the bell at WWF and is deeply moved by the outstanding offers while Notre-Dame is rebuilt.

-I thought I was a monster and that nobody wanted to see me, now I get the most spectacular ring jobs in the business. What happened?

-I hear there's even a book written about me and that it's quite famous and has been for, like, 150 years... I had no idea.


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