China Buys Europe

Tired of humans rights and copyrights laws, the Asian giant figured out it's better to buy them out. -We already make everything they need, lets take the last step, says Chinas real estate agent Sun.

-Look, Europeans move their factories to China, let us buy Europe so Europeans can keep their factories in Europe.

-It's a good offer, another option is war, and we both know China wins. We can afford to loose one billion people, you don't even have one billion people, so it would be a wise choice to take our offer before we change our minds.


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