Breaking News: Earth Crashed In Space

At 06.00 hours this morning, GMT Standard Time, earth crashed with a planet who was, up to this point, invisible to the human eye. How long it has been in earth's flyzone is among many questions NASA is working on.

-This is one of those rare occasions when the questions are more difficult than the answers. We have to re-write history, or re-imagine it. How do we explain the dinosaurs disappearing now? It sure is tempting to, just for once, pretend it never happened, says NASA's spokeswoman Cortez Alienz.


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