President Trump Is Broke

The President is wearing a fake Rolex. The real one is in a pawnbroker in Harlem. Trump promises nobody will notice. He has bought second hand suits and ties that look similar to his trademark look White House Trash.

Trump admits he never had any money. It was all a lie. And he didn't reveal is taxes because he was so ashamed of being poor. "I did't pay tax cause there was nothing to tax".


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