ISIS Claim Parking Violation


Wrongly parked car cause traffic jam in New York for at least 14 minutes. 2 people lost their job and 30 people came too late for an appointment according to the New York Police. -It's too early to say if all the people who lost their appointments will keep their jobs.

-We are currently in pursuit of the driver. His garage is turned up side down as we speak and members of his family and co-workers have been arrested. So far this operation has resulted in zero more worth knowing. The driver is an asshole, we already knew that, says the New York Police.

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