How to Approach President Trump


Congressmen, Senators and White House staff are are lectured by CIA on how to approach Trump to avoid unnecessary cause of action.

-We don't want a situation where things escalates because the coffee was too hot. We can't afford going to war because some smuck gave him the finger, says CIA anti terrorist expert John McPeace.

-Right now the biggest treat to America is the clown in the White House and we want to make him happy and make sure he stays happy.

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