And the Oscar for best acceptance speech goes to...

In no other award show, is the difference between the genius art and the genius that makes them, more obvious than at the Ocars. How the hell could that knucklehead make that movie? That gotta be magic! Well, when you look at some of them you might think there definitely must be some magic tricks going on. How can a person who creates so magnificent movies be so dull in real life? The answear lies in the question. It`s what dull people do to get attention - only to realize it doesn`t change a damn thing.