Chavez Idol

President Chavez has entered Venezuelian Idol. He is so sure about winning he changed the name of the contest to Chavezuelian Idol. The show starts with the warning "Everybody who don`t like Chavez will be put to sleep". Since, it became the biggest crowd pleaser on the Chavez Broadcasting Corruption. The audience don`t even vote. It`s done for them by the Chavez Institute of fair play. And Simon isn`t allowed to speak at all, only nod when Chavez says it`s best for the people he wins.