Karl Rove - Capitalism To The Bone

After reading his memoirs Al Qaeda wants Karl Rove handed over to the Middle East for war crimes. They don`t buy his reason for going to war any more than he does theirs. A suicide diplomat has been sent by the Al Qaeda Middle Age Ministry to pick him up. However, the US Department of Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran say they wont let the bombomat inn without detonationg the explosives first, as part of the new visa regulations. "And considering how much money we make on the book sale over there - who cares what they think?"