Uma Thurman has been assigned to kill internet

Internet kill bitch. -She seems like the perfect woman. Watching her movies convinced us she can actually pull this off, says head of paranoia at Central Internet Agency. We`re also considering sending her into Afghanistan to finnish the job, but we`re keeping her back incase Julian Assange slips free of the American-Swedish rape accusations.

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