Breakfast face cause trouble in diners

Facial crisis. It the only time a day where you are unstable enough to acctually punch someone in the face who tries to take your photo, smash their cell phone and be okay with it.

-It`s a growing problem, says Police investigator Herbert in the Canadian face recognition unit. -Some get their faces so rearranged we can`t recognize them in our computer systems. We have registrered a growing number

of hard core thugs seeking these diners. If you encounter any of these, our advice is, go for it. Give them the full facial experience. It might be the last time we ever get to punish these criminals. So if not for your own pleasure, then do it for your country.

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