Scientists researched connections between income tax and sperm quality

Taxman. -We found that men with a high level of income tax  had worse sperm than those with low taxes. Not surprisingly taxpayer zero`s have the most potent sperm. It`s actually so good that a woman working in the lab got pregnant just looking at it. Luckily she meet the donor at a social gathering after the test, otherwise the pregnancy might have been a  bit difficult to explain. I know it sounds weird, but she claims she newer broke the company policy. We got cameras here and everything. Strangely the recordings from that excact evening is deleted... Anyway, it`s gonna be a rich kid. They could see the diamond rings on the ultra sound, says the scientist.

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