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Walkie-talkie. -Just thinking off it gives me the munchies. We had too many smoke grenades. Luckily they had those yellow lines on the carpet to guide us, cause I had no ideas where we where going with this. I had enough trouble as it was putting one foot in front of the other. If it hadn`t been for all those years with meaningless marching I could newer pulled it off.

-If the press knew how close I was to issue a rug bombing, I would be in deep shit. Thank god it was April Fool`s Day.

Foto Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

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