Middle East leaders poop in their thawbs

Dictator flu. Twitter messages from close staff and servants confirm that the leaders drop poop a lot around the palaces. -Their like horses these days. All we do is run around and pick up their shit. And their so nervous they don`t even notice, says one staff member. Another points out how this so clearly illustrate why they should change into democracy and start wearing pants.

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