X Games. -It would improve my job significantly. If 99% of all kids where either jewish or some other religion who doesn’t celebrate Xmas, maybe I could do this properly. I’ve never been a fan of mass shopping.
-I didn’t want to sell out to Coca-Cola, but how can I get the job done if I don’t? Do you think the kids pay for this shit? Somebody got to put up the money.
-Just the rocket fuel fucks up my budget and I got to ride stealth otherwise I’ll be shoot down.
-Next year I’ll use the postal office and they'll get the presents when they get them.
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Tabootheid. -To us it was paradise, but saying that out loud today is the worst pickup line. Which is why I use it.
-It gives me a little taste of what made this country so great, says Nelson.
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Motherbomb. -One sign of a nuke and KABOOOOOM. One #*%&§ word of anti-semitism… KABOOOOOM. One joke...
-One joke...
-KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
says Israels Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
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Mayor League. -We need a guy who’s been around town. Too many politicians are too perfect these days. They live in the cloud. Ford has his feet firmly placed on the ground, we need that now. We don’t need another leader looking for a high in the shy. It always end in disaster, says Mexico Joé.
Ford on the other hand has the following statement: -20 years ago I would have been the President of Colombia, that is unfortunately not possible any longer, but I'm a strong supporter of local dealerships.
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Doctor cash. He willingly admits he is the type of person who would have done great working for Hitler. -I’m very versatile, I got few standards, I would have done great with Stalin and Mao too, says the doctor who’s building a new home with 17 bathrooms.
-My latest wife always ask me the same question. What are we going to do with all this money? And I tell her: more bathrooms. Why? Cause I’m full of shit.
-I marry cause I forget their names. It’s easier that they're all “wife”. It’s a role they step into and they all play really well to begin with.
-It’s the bathroom part they can’t handle. Why do you spend all your money on bathrooms? It’s the same whining every time. It’s so disappointing. I think I’ve found the right one and she turns out to be hollow.
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Greed is growth. -The most important thing is not that people live longer, but that they buy their drugs from us. If not, we rather seen them die.
-In fact, if they get their medicine from one of our competitors we prefer killing them... whatever it takes to beat the competition.
-But as for now we’re currently not allowed within the framework of our company. Which is why we into extend into law and weaponry.
Doctor Who. -It’s either or. I don’t know which yet. My mind is blocked at the moment. I lost everything, my family, my friends, my car… so I don’t know which I will land on, but it will be one of them for sure.
The emergency psychiatrist at the camp has mentioned to him on a number of occasions that there’s nobody who’s asking him that question.
-It pisses me off when she says that. I’m clearly chosen for greatness, he says staring at the camp he shares with 2 million other survivors.
-I don’t understand why they resent the question. This is the perfect place to find out. Where else can I do role-play on a scale like this? Technically we can still blame the Typhoon should it go wrong.
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