Special Effects Artist Proud By Work On Iron Man

Tony Shark. -It`s so hard it lights up the screen, says Hanna who deserves an Oscar nomination. Not an award, but consider what she had to work with, definitely a nomination.

-It`s the longest peace of magic I`ve ever seen. How the beautiful sp-fx artist pulled that off on a 0 dollar budget is stunning.

She will be loaded with work opportunities after this. A sequel to the ripoff sequel is in order and the actor playing the tittle role says it is unlikely to do a fourth instalment without the effects.

-I`m not made of streel.

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Sorry Louis, We Still Think Of You As An American

White aid. Time apologised to Louis CK at their 100 most influential people in the world party. -We know your born in Mexico and had your formative childhood there, but there`s something about the way you look...

-It`s not racism, we don`t wish to offend your people, but we really need all the successful whitey`s we got, so look at it as aid. Not first, but second. Let`s pray we never get there.

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Poet Wrote So Deep Reader In Submarine Went "That`s Deep"

Mind opener. The crew on submarine 5 all agree that the poem Waterfly by Henry Baskin is the deepest poem ever written.

-I don`t know if it was the dept of the sub that made me see the clarity in the words or if it was the lack of other things to focus on, but it certainly changed my view on what a 5 years old can do with a computer, says Icenhower.

-This completely changed my life. When I returned to the surface I was a changed man. That poem brought me back to life. As if I had been lost in a black hole and found they way out. It made me realise the sun is for everyone and that it shines on those who let it shine on them. That`s how deep it was. It`s f*#king unbelievable.

-I`m afraid to think of what would have happened if I hadn`t read that poem. I might have wasted my entire life in pitch darkness not realising it was a self made trap. No matter how impressing.

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Vatican City Threatens To Blow Up North Korea

Here the Pope inspects a Vatican soldier who is far more advanced than

the North Korean counterpart. 

Attack of the teenage mutant ninja catholics. The new Pope on the block has decided to attack North Korea with Gods help.

-There comes a time when certain people needs to be put down. Little Kim has in his brief time as head of state caused more damage to the world than most dictators do in a lifetime.

-I had a chat with God last night. I asked him if it is ok to take out Kim. He didn`t answer. I take that as a silent yes.

-It`s a great way to reestablish the respect for the Catholic Church. Nobody else seems to be able to handle North Korea and we need to show the world that we still matter. That we can handle explosives and use it in a positive way.

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Justin Bieber`s Vanilla Ice Cream Car On Sale Now

Memorabieberia. Bieber`s car line hit stores this Friday globally and sales are expected to skyrocket as fans get their license. The car, made by Volkswagen, is a re modified VW Beetle with parent tracking control and Bieber`s back seat stereo & parking lot gettoblaster.

The google self driving technology is safely installed to avoid teen accidents and it comes with an unlimited condom dispenser to avoid teen pregnancies.

BMW confirm that they where offered to manufacture the new automobile, but passed as it would hurt both sales and image. Mercedes-Benz deny that they where ever contacted, so do every Japanse car factory.

But the South Korean car industry tried very hard to get Bieber having seen the tremendous success of PSY. -We`d do anything to get into that dumb market. Anything, including something dumb. We make it back in repair.

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Midgets Seek Celebrity Owners

Pet Shop Boys. -I think the whole celebrity dog thing is over. How many Chihuahua`s do they need? At some point they want somebody who can listen and talk, says Gorilla Man 0.2.

-Therefor I`ve opened a home for lost midgets where famous people can come and buy midgets.

-It`s way better way for us to live cause the spotlight it`s on 24/7. Once the circus show is over it`s back to running under the tables for crumbles.

-Every small person will tell you they hate fighting with dogs for leftovers. Or living in doghouses while eating the dogs. We can only sleep so many nights in one place before hunger gets us and we have to find a new doghouse.

-There`s plenty of advantages with midgets. We can walk the red carpet. Celebrities don`t have to carry us while getting interviewed and they don`t have to worry about us poop on them live on camera.

-To make the cash adoption easier I`m launching a food line for specially for Midgets called Dwarf Food. It will be in retailers all over the world next to the dog food. It`s all eat out of the box and ready to go. No add water or cocking stuff. It`s so easy. Adopting a midget has never been easier.

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Teen Finally Agree Playing Mini Piano Is Kinda Sick

Smalltalk. -Mini guitar is acceptable, even a mini drum kit, but a pink mini piano? He`ll never get laid, says his father who is looking forward to trash the instrument.

The son on the other hand says in his defence that everything is small today, from mini iPad to mini Cooper and he`s only trying to keep up with the times.

-He`s gay. I don`t hate him, but I don`t love him either - there is a profound difference. But he`s my son. I respect him as a bastard child. What more can you ask of me? I was in Nam!

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