Ukraine Sends 100.000 Women to the Russian Border to Calm Aggression

Not so sexy now, Putin

The women know how to handle angry men on a large scale, and it's working, the 100.000 soldiers on the Russian side are reported to be short of breath.

-Mass brainwashing is something we are used to, all they need is a new wash with dictator detergent, says Larisa who has a lifetime of experience dealing with this shit thanks to the Sovjet Union. 

-We are all humans, once we pop their bubble, nobody will fire a bullet. 

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