-Nato is a scam to deliver human meat to the European market disguized ad sausages. We can't allow this to happen. The sausage factory stops in Ukraine.
-Look, we don't want to see Ukrainians end up as sausages anymore than the next sausage, and we believe Europeans, deep down there, in the gut of their assholes, doesn't want that either, but your brainwashed with that Western propaganda.
-So, we're here to invade you, sorry, liberate you!
