Russias Dictator Claim God Ok With Killing Ukraines

The Russian dictator talked to God in a meeting i Kremlin in Moscow last night. -He was very pale, but consider his age he was in good spirit.

-I teached him a few karate moves so he can protect himself if the war comes out of hand. You know missiles these days, I don't want murdering God on my cv, but Im okay with Ukraines, the sub-Russians. Daddy got to bring back his orphants.

The Pope strongly deny any such talks ever finding place. -God doesn't sit around in cafe's chatting with mad dictators. Certainly not in Moscow, Rome maybe, but not Moscow, for føks sake. 

-How crazy are we going to let this be? I got to have a chat with God myself and put an end to this madness.