VERY DANGEROUS ARRIVAL
The town is in total lockdown until the beast is under control, but there is no need to worry, we have done this before, it's what we do, says the conductor in charge.
-We put people like Trump in cages and chain them up, like a gorilla. And we have enough weapons onboard to wipe out any army, anywhere in the world, any time, in seconds, should he or his followers try anything.
-It's a small step for me, it's my just job, but it's a huge leap for mankind. It's like an earth landing, get that ego down to earth.
-You know, we take pride in taking bad care of our visitors. Trump will no doubt get our special treatment. The kind saved for our deserving visitors. Miles away from what tourists experience when they go through Hell.
-American Presidents has a tendency to visit Norway. Obama was here too, but he was here for polar opposite reasons, to recieve the Nobel Peace Prize.
-Everyone can come see Trump displayed on Hell Square every Saturday in a pillory until the dawn of time. The charge is 1 dollar and spitting in his face. The money will go to building the new Monster Trump Park. An educational amusement park design to remind human kind of the horrors created by theatrical asholes Trump alike.
Photo Chris Shervey
