Bear High Fived Visitor He Tried To Eat Last Week

 Damn!

For reasons unknown to bearkind, the person who nearly died in the massive jaws came back for more. He escaped from the operating theatre at the hospital and took the bus down here. Not an ideal situation.  

Apparently he had a 50/50 percent chance of survival and said he had some unfinnished business to take care of first, in case he didn't make it.

The Zoo staff does not want to go into further details about the specifics of the unfinnishes businees, but say in general that bear attacks are good for business. Especially when they're real nasty.

Photo Kevin Ramirez