What the hell do you want?
Same as everyone else, more!
Who are you?
If I knew that, I might have been able to do something about it.
You do understand you'll go down in history as one of the absolute worst things that ever happened?
I kinda do, yeah.
How do you feel about that?
Like a psychopath, I guess... Hard to tell, not great with feelings.
Did you have a difficult childhood?
Yes. I was born in a cave and raised by bats. You can say I have a lot of baggage.
Why earth?
Why not? Good as any.
Why now?
Would tomorrow suit you better?
How does the vaccine make you feel?
Terrible.
Why don't you give up?
It's kinda hard to stop these things once you started it.
One last wish before we wipe you out?
I know it's not on the table, but I'd prefer the electric chair.
This interview was translated into human language by computers.
Illustration Alissa Eckert, MS; Dan Higgins MAM
